Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?: teen... →
swingsetindecember: (Derek) Something’s coming A pack of alphas No, something isn’t right there I’ll just slowly back away now (Stiles) Something’s coming Something bad I think I know what’s happening Greenberg is dreaming And we’re all stuck inside his wacky lacrosseless nightmare (Scott) … xD This is from Buffy! I’ve got a theory.
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis...
So... now Jeremy has three dead girlfriends?
maybe he is Dracula xP
twistingfortunes: REMEMBER THE END?!?! 2014!FUTURE!CAS SAID THAT HE HAD NO POWERS BECAUSE THE ANGELS LEFT “NO MATTER WHAT CHOICES YOU MAKE WHATEVER DETAILS YOU ALTER YOU WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE” AHA hAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HELP
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries...– Unknown (via garcode)
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy